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truth-in-insanity:

This scene was beautiful

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

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awwww-cute:

He loves getting his nails done

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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"classical music is boring"

sockmonkeyrenegade:

groucho-marxism:

Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

There’s a piece in the bassoon repertoire called “Dead Elvis” and when you buy the music you have to contractually agree to only perform the piece in a full Elvis costume.

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officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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computer users FUCK u

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When researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington observed young people’s behavior in bars, they found that the man’s aggressiveness didn’t match his level of intoxication. There was no relationship.

Instead, men targeted women who were intoxicated.

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monsahm:

I will reblog this every time it comes up on my dash

(Source: milkovichfeels)

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cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

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becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?

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kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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awwww-cute:

Waiting for the vet

Posted 7 hours ago

gallifrey-feels:

yay-internet:

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

*tips powerhouse of the cell* m’tochondria

*tips pigment-producing cell* m’lanocyte