Posted 10 hours ago
  1. operator: 911, please hold.
  2. me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  3. murderer: ok
Posted 10 hours ago

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

(Source: frenchdad)

Posted 10 hours ago

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator)

Posted 10 hours ago

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos)

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dolewhipofdisney:

mickeyandcompany:

Everything we know about the sequel of Wreck-It Ralph

In an interview on October 25, 2012, director Rich Moore said that he and Disney have ideas about a sequel that would bring the characters up to date and explore online gaming and console gaming: “We talked about arcade games. Imagine if we went into home systems and other kinds of platforms or online, or mobile games or something like that. We can’t end with just arcade cabinets from the 1980s.”
Moore stated that many of the crew and voice cast are open to the sequel, believing that they have “barely scratched the surface” of the video game world they envisioned. He also stated that he plans to include Mario and Tron in the sequel.
In a 2014 interview, the film’s composer Henry Jackman said that a story for the sequel is being written: “I can’t tell you more, not because I’m being coy, but I believe that it is officially on the cards. I don’t know any more other than a story is indeed being written.”.
(Sources: Wikipedia, Game Informer, IGN, and Collider)


[SCREAMING]

dolewhipofdisney:

mickeyandcompany:

Everything we know about the sequel of Wreck-It Ralph

In an interview on October 25, 2012, director Rich Moore said that he and Disney have ideas about a sequel that would bring the characters up to date and explore online gaming and console gaming: “We talked about arcade games. Imagine if we went into home systems and other kinds of platforms or online, or mobile games or something like that. We can’t end with just arcade cabinets from the 1980s.”

Moore stated that many of the crew and voice cast are open to the sequel, believing that they have “barely scratched the surface” of the video game world they envisioned. He also stated that he plans to include Mario and Tron in the sequel.

In a 2014 interview, the film’s composer Henry Jackman said that a story for the sequel is being written: “I can’t tell you more, not because I’m being coy, but I believe that it is officially on the cards. I don’t know any more other than a story is indeed being written.”.

(Sources: Wikipedia, Game Informer, IGN, and Collider)

[SCREAMING]

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foreveralone-lyguy:

the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

The very first fucking card

nostalgia pack

Posted 10 hours ago

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs)

Posted 12 hours ago

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

Posted 12 hours ago

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot)

Posted 13 hours ago

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

(Source: heckyeahmikerowe)

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

Posted 13 hours ago